SMS Joke

TO ALL BACHELORS
Dont Marry AIRTEL girl,
she will do magic on u.
Dont Marry BSNL girl,
she has connections with all indians.
Dont Marry IDEA girl,
she touches u tomorrow, not today.
Dont Marry RELIANCE girl,
she takes u in her mutthi mein.
Marry only HUTCH girl,
she follows u where ever u go.

Marriage SMS Joke

A woman was telling her friend , “It was I who made my husband a millionaire.”
“And what was he before you married him?” asked the friend.
The woman replied, ” A multi-millionaire”.